Crouchin’ On The Outside

great-and-small:

Sorry I’m late to the meme but here’s my offering

ATTENTION!

anarchist-mariner:

gossiping-about-dead-ppl:

evilvillain123456789:

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

i got merchant

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

120002-ants:

sacred-portal:

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

crevicedwelling:

little guys exploring the world for the first time!

Marina is impressively calm with all these little things crawling over and around her. a big behavioral change for an animal that hates being touched and preys on any smaller arthropods, she’s a very good mama

(Phrynus whitei Nicaragua)

markingatlightspeed:

ratfuck:

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

gaygraybles:

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

dyggot:

Wow this sucks I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

nohelan-img:

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:

gaphic:

gaphic:

sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along

‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools

btc-official:

chananderlandersalamander:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on tumblr today and it’s not even a post

guidancerune:

scam texts aren’t even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

log6:

this is my new favorite headline/image combo EVER

venterry:

venterry:

venterry:

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

in my minds eye

hunklet:

people are like “no one wants to work anymore” when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color “red.” okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying “i <3 ivy.” okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don’t care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don’t care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

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